Snails Are Stupid ๐ŸŒ

Look at this utterly moronic face:

Heโ€™s such a freaking idiot. Just look at him:

What a perfect dumbass, what a lovely specimen of derpiness:

Part of the reason I continue to believe in a higher power despite renouncing all organized religion is stuff like this. Iโ€™m sure that sounds nonsensical but I donโ€™t understand why such a hilariously dumb looking yet adorable creature would exist otherwise. Snails didnโ€™t need to be cute. They didnโ€™t need to be funny and charming. But there they are. I think whoever created them just had to have had a sense of humor in the process. They are so perfect.

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