So… to say our elves left me a little speechless this morning might be an understatement.
I’d been showing Christopher photos of the things Nate’s elf did to see if they get a little more inspired, as in previous years. So, last night, Christopher left the elves a little note, asking if they could make cookies for me like Nate’s elf. I am sorry to say it did not go as I might have hoped.
The word “chunky” takes a more unpleasant meaning in this context.
And, this might have been just me, but I felt like Buddy’s eyes had a real f*** you twinkle to them:
Message received, Buddy. I won’t compare you to other elves anymore! 🥺 I’m not sure your behavior would be approved by Santa, though.
Christopher said that maybe all chocolate is really elf poop and he just wasn’t able to finish, but somehow I can’t derive much comfort out of that idea. I think Buddy and Sarah just feel like their job doesn’t matter because while I’m getting presents this year, none are from Santa. Santa’s broke. So it doesn’t matter if I’m good, and I guess they don’t think they have to be good either. 🤔
That aside, if you somehow follow my blog and not Nate’s, his elf posts are so funny and cute… check him out here: https://natescoloringbook.wordpress.com/
